so i’m in mcdonalds and this girl in a mcr shirt is staring at me and then i realized i was in my fall out boy shirt power to the local emos
guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything